oldskooljay’s list of sound effects. Type ![command] in chat to use (i.e. to use “abort” type “!abort”)

Rows in orange are most recently added, yellow are from the last batch!

Command (preface with !)

Filename

Description

Source

Added

3rdbase, thirdbase

thirdbase.mp3

“Who’s on first!” sketch

Abbot & Costello

02/02/21

abort

abort.mp3

Abort, abort! Self destruct!

Ross’s Game Dungeon

02/17/21

abort2

abort2.mp3

Abort jump!

Descent 2

02/17/21

ahaha

ahaha.mp3

Quarantine

03/01/21

ahnold

ahnold.mp3

Ahnold noises

Ahnold’s mouth (via YTMND)

03/01/21

aliens

aliens.mp3

Aliens! Now things are beginning to make sense. More later.

Ross’s Game Dungeon / Maabus

02/05/21

aliens2

aliens2.mp3

Vigilance on Talos V

07/31/22

android

android.mp3

Epic Pinball / Super Android

02/02/21

assholes, assholes1

assholes.mp3

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?

Spaceballs

02/04/21

assholes2

assholes2.mp3

Keep firing, Assholes!

Spaceballs

02/04/21

augh

augh.mp3

Robosport

02/01/21

argh

Scooter

12/15/22

bark

bark.mp3

Star Control 2

02/01/21

barkbark, dog_bark

dog_bark.mp3

Barking melody

Star Control 2

02/01/21

bigpile

bigpile.mp3

“That is one big pile of shit”

Jurassic Park

05/14/21

bombs

Vigilance on Talos V

07/31/22

bus

bus.mp3

Git’ ohn the bus!

Shuffle Demons

02/17/21

catch

catch.mp3

Here, CATCH

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

cheer

cheer.mp3

Cheering crowd

SimIsle

02/01/21

chomp

chomp.mp3

Chomp

God of Thunder

03/19/21

chomp3

chomp3.mp3

Chomp Chomp Chomp

God of Thunder

03/19/21

choppah

choppah.mp3

Get to the choppaaaaaaaah!

Ahnold / the Predator

05/18/21

coin

coin.mp3

Uhh...

Shuffle Demons

02/17/21

computers

computers.mp3

I hate computers!

Ross’s Game Dungeon

03/26/21

curly, curly1

curly.mp3

Woowoowoowoowooo ny-ahAHAHA

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

curly2

curly2.mp3

Woowoowoowoowoo (alt.)

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

cyberia1,2

Scooter

12/15/22

danger

danger.mp3

Riiiiiiiight innnn tooooooo... the DANGER ZONE

Moroder & Loggins, and an unnamed Geocities-era hero

05/18/21

destroy

destroy.mp3

Destroy him, my robots!

Impossible Mission 2 / Hovertruck Fight Scene

02/01/21

destruct

destruct.mp3

Thank you for pressing the self destruct button!

Spaceballs

02/04/21

dinosaur

dinosaur.mp3

Yep, dinosaur

YTMND

03/01/21

dodgson

dodgson.mp3

Dodgeson

Jurassic Park, Keaton’s World, YTMND

05/14/21

dogmode

dogmode.mp3

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

eatlead

eatlead.mp3

Eat lead!

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

endorse

endorse.mp3

“I’ve decided not to endorse your park.”

Jurassic Park

05/14/21

epic

epic.mp3

Epic manouver (remix-remix-remix-re...)

YTMND

03/01/21

fairfight

fairfight.mp3

If there’s one thing I despise, it is a fair fight!

Spaceballs

02/04/21

fanfare, fanfare1

fanfare1.mp3

Spawn-in fanfare

Robosport

02/01/21

fanfare2

fanfare2.mp3

Epic Pinball / Super Android

02/02/21

fonk, fonk1

fonk.mp3

Fonky intro

Interstate 76

02/17/21

fonk2

fonk2.mp3

Fonky sax

Shuffle Demons

02/17/21

go

go.mp3

Go!

Epic Pinball / Super Android

02/02/21

god, god1

god1.mp3

God mode sounds

John Romero, covered by Tom Hall

02/16/21

god2

god2.mp3

God mode sounds

John Romero, covered by Tom Hall

02/16/21

god3

god3.mp3

God mode sounds

John Romero, covered by Tom Hall

02/16/21

goodjob

Vigilance on Talos V

07/31/22

goodmorning

Scooter

07/31/22

goodbye

Scooter

12/15/22

gothim

gothim.mp3

Got him!

Robosport

02/01/21

gotit

gotit.mp3

Got it!

Robosport

02/01/21

helpme

helpme.mp3

Help me!

Robosport

02/01/21

hey

hey.mp3

Hey!

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/01/21

hero

Vigilance on Talos V

07/31/22

hovertruck

hovertruck.mp3

Hovertruck Fight Scene

02/01/21

howie

howie.mp3

Howie scream

Howie?!

02/02/21

jail

jail.mp3

“Jail ain’t so bad...”

Scruffy / Futurama

03/09/21

larry, larry1

larry.mp3

“Drop that ladder before you hurt somebody!”

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

larry2

larry2.mp3

“You puddin’ head!”

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

life

life.mp3

“Life ......... finds a way”

Jurassic Park

05/14/21

longbark

longbark.mp3

1999 Grooves

02/01/21

lunchbox

lunchbox.mp3

“They’ll bury you in a lunchbox!”

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

laser

laser.mp3

Caution, laser!

Ross’s Game Dungeon

03/26/21

magic

magic.mp3

I actually forget

Probably Jurassic Park

05/14/21

magicflame

07/31/22

malfunction

malfunction.mp3

“What? Malfunction??”

Descent 2

02/17/21

mars

mars.mp3

“Get yo’ ahss to Mahs”

Ahnold / Total Recall

03/09/21

moe

moe2.mp3

“You shouldn’t handle dangerous weapons, gimme that!”

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

mouse

mouse.mp3

“You only have to use your mouse!”

cry_w95.xm

02/26/21

nedm

nedm.mp3

NEDM

NEDM

03/01/21

noooo

noooo.mp3

Noooolercoaster

YTMND

02/01/21

oil[1], oilpressure[1]

oilpressure1.mp3

A car warning alarm put through a vocoder

Chrysler / Plogue

02/04/21

oil2, oilpressure2

oilpressure2.mp3

A car warning alarm put through a vocoder

Chrysler / Plogue

02/04/21

oil3, oilpressure3

oilpressure3.mp3

A car warning alarm put through a vocoder

Chrysler / Plogue

02/04/21

oil4, oilpressure4

oilpressure4.mp3

A car warning alarm put through a vocoder

Chrysler / Plogue

02/04/21

ooh

ooh.mp3

Ooh!

God of Thunder

03/19/21

orch, orch1, orchhit

orch.mp3

Orchestra hit

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/02/21

orch2, orchhit2

orch2.mp3

Sequence of orchestra hits

Epic Pinball / Super Android

02/02/21

orch3

orch3.mp3

Orchestra hit

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

outoforder

outoforder.mp3

Spaceballs

02/04/21

parktheme

parktheme.mp3

A heroic rendition of the Jurassic Park theme

Uhhhh

05/14/21

pokeyman

pokeyman.mp3

Dan Castellaneta

02/04/21

power

Vigilance on Talos V

07/31/22

questions

questions.mp3

Hermes / Futurama

03/09/21

rats

rats.mp3

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhh RATS

The Three Stooges

02/01/21

robots

robots.mp3

Robots!

Necros / In Pursuit of Greed

02/01/21

safety

safety.mp3

Safety not guaranteed!

Don LaFontaine / YTMND

02/01/21

secrets

07/31/22

shanked

shanked.mp3

“...’course it’s shank or be shanked.”

Scruffy / Futurama

03/09/21

shopkeep

shop.mp3

Xenon II

02/02/21

skels

skels.mp3

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

spawn

spawn.mp3

Spawn-in sound

Robosport

02/01/21

spiderbot, spiderbot2

spiderbot1,2.mp3

Spiderbot!

Ross's Game Dungeon

05/12/22

sports

sports.mp3

Robosport

02/01/21

stab, stab1

stab1.mp3

Musical stab

Hovertruck Fight Scene

02/01/21

stab2

stab2.mp3

Musical stab

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/01/21

stab3

stab3.mp3

Musical stab

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/01/21

stab4

stab4.mp3

Musical stab

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/01/21

toilet, terlet

terlet.mp3

Scruffy / Futurama

03/09/21

trex1

trex1.mp3

Tyrannosaurus rawr

Jurassic Park

05/14/21

trex2

trex2.mp3

Tyrannosaurus rawr

Jurassic Park

05/14/21

upyours

upyours.mp3

Up yours!

Quarantine

03/01/21

v8

lastv8.mp3

The Last V8

02/02/21

wau, wow

wau.mp3

Pinball Dreams / Beatbox

02/01/21

wilhelm

wilhelm.mp3

Wilhelm scream

Wilhelm!!

02/02/21

windows, windows1

windows.mp3

cry_w95.xm

02/26/21

windows2

windows2.mp3

there is no good explanation for these ^^ vv

cry_w95.xm

02/26/21

winlong, winlong1

winlong.mp3

cry_w95.xm

02/26/21

winlong2

winlong2.mp3

cry_w95.xm

02/26/21

woo

woo.mp3

Woo!

God of Thunder

03/19/21

wrong

wrong.mp3

Wrong Sleeve Shirt

YTMND

02/02/21

xray

07/31/22

yes

yes.mp3

Yes!

Rise of the Triad

02/16/21

ytmnd

ytmnd.mp3

“You’re the man now, dog!”

Alex Trebek

02/01/21

yeah1,yeah2,yeah3

Scooter

12/15/22