oldskooljay’s list of sound effects. Type ![command] in chat to use (i.e. to use “abort” type “!abort”) | Rows in orange are most recently added, yellow are from the last batch! | ||||
Command (preface with !) | Filename | Description | Source | Added | |
NEW STUFF 2024 | |||||
3d | 3dimensional.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
2023 | 2023.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
adventure | adventure.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
aliens3 | aliens3.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
cdrom | cdrom.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
lightspeed | lightspeed.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
modometer | modometer.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
revenge | revenge.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
ships | ships.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
smooth | smooth.mp3 | Dramatic statement! | Virgin Interactive trailer VHS tape, 1994 | 16 Jun 2024 | |
checkmate | checkmate.mp3 | Zap Brrrrrrannigan | Futurama | 20 May 2024 | |
computor | computor.mp3 | Full Life Consequences! Epsiode 1 | 20 May 2024 | ||
consequences | consequences.mp3 | Full Life Consequences! Epsiode 1 | 20 May 2024 | ||
freeman | freeman.mp3 | Full Life Consequences! Epsiode 1 | 20 May 2024 | ||
therock[1,2] | therock1.mp3, therock2.mp3 | Can’t stop… the rock… can’t stop the rock | Apollo 440 / YTMND | 20 May 2024 | |
uwu | uwu.mp3 | uhhhhhhhhh… | OMG | 19 Jan 2024 | |
xorg | xorg.mp3 | Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg! | The 5th Element | 8 Nov 2023 | |
Older sfx (maybe not complete – need to redo this list) | |||||
3rdbase, thirdbase | thirdbase.mp3 | “Who’s on first!” sketch | Abbot & Costello | 2 Feb 2021 | |
abort | abort.mp3 | Abort, abort! Self destruct! | Ross’s Game Dungeon | 17 Feb 2021 | |
abort2 | abort2.mp3 | Abort jump! | Descent 2 | 17 Feb 2021 | |
ahaha | ahaha.mp3 | Quarantine | 1 Mar 2021 | ||
ahnold | ahnold.mp3 | Ahnold noises | Ahnold’s mouth (via YTMND) | 1 Mar 2021 | |
aliens | aliens.mp3 | Aliens! Now things are beginning to make sense. More later. | Ross’s Game Dungeon / Maabus | 5 Feb 2021 | |
aliens2 | aliens2.mp3 | Vigilance on Talos V | 31 Jul 2022 | ||
android | android.mp3 | Epic Pinball / Super Android | 2 Feb 2021 | ||
assholes, assholes1 | assholes.mp3 | How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow? | Spaceballs | 4 Feb 2021 | |
assholes2 | assholes2.mp3 | Keep firing, Assholes! | Spaceballs | 4 Feb 2021 | |
augh | augh.mp3 | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
argh | scootargh.mp3 | Scooter | 15 Dec 2022 | ||
bark | bark.mp3 | Star Control 2 | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
barkbark, dog_bark | dog_bark.mp3 | Barking melody | Star Control 2 | 1 Feb 2021 | |
bigpile | bigpile.mp3 | “That is one big pile of shit” | Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
bombs | bombs.mp3 | Lamp oil?? ROPE?! | Morshu & Me™ | 22 Dec 2022 | |
bus | bus.mp3 | Git’ ohn the bus! | Shuffle Demons | 17 Feb 2021 | |
catch | catch.mp3 | Here, CATCH | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | |
cantsee | mikecantsee.mp3 | FractalMindMike / Save & Raid 2023 | 26 Feb 2023 | ||
cheer | cheer.mp3 | Cheering crowd | SimIsle | 1 Feb 2021 | |
chomp | chomp.mp3 | Chomp | God of Thunder | 19 Mar 2021 | |
chomp3 | chomp3.mp3 | Chomp Chomp Chomp | God of Thunder | 19 Mar 2021 | |
choppah | choppah.mp3 | Get to the choppaaaaaaaah! | Ahnold / the Predator | 18 May 2021 | |
coin | coin.mp3 | Uhh... | Shuffle Demons | 17 Feb 2021 | |
computers | computers.mp3 | I hate computers! | Ross’s Game Dungeon | 26 Mar 2021 | |
curly, curly1 | curly.mp3 | Woowoowoowoowooo ny-ahAHAHA | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
curly2 | curly2.mp3 | Woowoowoowoowoo (alt.) | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
cyberia1,2 | cyberia1, cyberia2.mp3 | Scooter | 15 Dec 2022 | ||
danger | danger.mp3 | Riiiiiiiight innnn tooooooo... the DANGER ZONE | Moroder & Loggins, and an unnamed Geocities-era hero | 18 May 2021 | |
destroy | destroy.mp3 | Destroy him, my robots! | Impossible Mission 2 / Hovertruck Fight Scene | 1 Feb 2021 | |
destruct | destruct.mp3 | Thank you for pressing the self destruct button! | Spaceballs | 4 Feb 2021 | |
dinosaur | dinosaur.mp3 | Yep, dinosaur | YTMND | 1 Mar 2021 | |
dodgson | dodgson.mp3 | Dodgeson | Jurassic Park, Keaton’s World, YTMND | 14 May 2021 | |
dogmode | dogmode.mp3 | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | ||
eatlead | eatlead.mp3 | Eat lead! | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | |
endorse | endorse.mp3 | “I’ve decided not to endorse your park.” | Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
epic | epic.mp3 | Epic manouver (remix-remix-remix-re...) | YTMND | 1 Mar 2021 | |
fairfight | fairfight.mp3 | If there’s one thing I despise, it is a fair fight! | Spaceballs | 4 Feb 2021 | |
fanfare, fanfare1 | fanfare1.mp3 | Spawn-in fanfare | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | |
fanfare2 | fanfare2.mp3 | Epic Pinball / Super Android | 2 Feb 2021 | ||
fire | fire.mp3 | 1 2 3 FIIIREEEEEE | Scooter (thanks RavenWingDragon!) | 22 Feb 2023 | |
fonk, fonk1 | fonk.mp3 | Fonky intro | Interstate 76 | 17 Feb 2021 | |
fonk2 | fonk2.mp3 | Fonky sax | Shuffle Demons | 17 Feb 2021 | |
go | go.mp3 | Go! | Epic Pinball / Super Android | 2 Feb 2021 | |
god, god1 | god1.mp3 | God mode sounds | John Romero, covered by Tom Hall | 16 Feb 2021 | |
god2 | god2.mp3 | God mode sounds | John Romero, covered by Tom Hall | 16 Feb 2021 | |
god3 | god3.mp3 | God mode sounds | John Romero, covered by Tom Hall | 16 Feb 2021 | |
goodjob | Vigilance on Talos V | 31 Jul 2022 | |||
goodmorning | goodmorning.mp3 | Scooter | 15 Dec 2022 | ||
goodbye | goodbye.mp3 | Scooter | 15 Dec 2022 | ||
gothim | gothim.mp3 | Got him! | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | |
gotit | gotit.mp3 | Got it! | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | |
helpme | helpme.mp3 | Help me! | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | |
hey | hey.mp3 | Hey! | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 1 Feb 2021 | |
hello | hello.mp3 | Hello… hello! | Scooter (thanks RavenWingDragon!) | 22 Feb 2023 | |
hero | Vigilance on Talos V | 31 Jul 2022 | |||
hovertruck | hovertruck.mp3 | Hovertruck Fight Scene | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
howie | howie.mp3 | Howie scream | Howie?! | 2 Feb 2021 | |
jail | jail.mp3 | “Jail ain’t so bad...” | Scruffy / Futurama | 9 Mar 2021 | |
lando | lando.mp3 | Lando! | ESPN Sports / YTMND | 31 Dec 2022 | |
larry, larry1 | larry.mp3 | “Drop that ladder before you hurt somebody!” | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
larry2 | larry2.mp3 | “You puddin’ head!” | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
life | life.mp3 | “Life ......... finds a way” | Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
longbark | longbark.mp3 | 1999 Grooves | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
longdo | longlando.mp3 | Long Lando! | ESPN Sports / YTMND | 31 Dec 2022 | |
lunchbox | lunchbox.mp3 | “They’ll bury you in a lunchbox!” | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | |
laser | laser.mp3 | Caution, laser! | Ross’s Game Dungeon | 26 Mar 2021 | |
magic | magic.mp3 | I actually forget | Probably Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
magicflame | 31 Jul 2022 | ||||
malfunction | malfunction.mp3 | “What? Malfunction??” | Descent 2 | 17 Feb 2021 | |
mars | mars.mp3 | “Get yo’ ahss to Mahs” | Ahnold / Total Recall | 9 Mar 2021 | |
moe | moe2.mp3 | “You shouldn’t handle dangerous weapons, gimme that!” | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
mouse | mouse.mp3 | “You only have to use your mouse!” | cry_w95.xm | 26 Feb 2021 | |
nedm | nedm.mp3 | NEDM | NEDM | 1 Mar 2021 | |
noooo | noooo.mp3 | Noooolercoaster | YTMND | 1 Feb 2021 | |
oil[1], oilpressure[1] | oilpressure1.mp3 | A car warning alarm put through a vocoder | Chrysler / Plogue | 4 Feb 2021 | |
oil2, oilpressure2 | oilpressure2.mp3 | A car warning alarm put through a vocoder | Chrysler / Plogue | 4 Feb 2021 | |
oil3, oilpressure3 | oilpressure3.mp3 | A car warning alarm put through a vocoder | Chrysler / Plogue | 4 Feb 2021 | |
oil4, oilpressure4 | oilpressure4.mp3 | A car warning alarm put through a vocoder | Chrysler / Plogue | 4 Feb 2021 | |
oink | oink.mp3 | Reee-EEEEE | Descent 2 | 22 Dec 2022 | |
ooh | ooh.mp3 | Ooh! | God of Thunder | 19 Mar 2021 | |
orch, orch1, orchhit | orch.mp3 | Orchestra hit | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 2 Feb 2021 | |
orch2, orchhit2 | orch2.mp3 | Sequence of orchestra hits | Epic Pinball / Super Android | 2 Feb 2021 | |
orch3 | orch3.mp3 | Orchestra hit | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | |
outoforder | outoforder.mp3 | Spaceballs | 4 Feb 2021 | ||
parktheme | parktheme.mp3 | A heroic rendition of the Jurassic Park theme | Uhhhh | 14 May 2021 | |
pokeyman | pokeyman.mp3 | Dan Castellaneta | 4 Feb 2021 | ||
power | Vigilance on Talos V | 31 Jul 2022 | |||
questions | questions.mp3 | Hermes / Futurama | 9 Mar 2021 | ||
rats | rats.mp3 | Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhhhhhhhh RATS | The Three Stooges | 1 Feb 2021 | |
reach | reach.mp3 | 'Tis beyond my reach! | BEST QUEST | 25 Feb 2023 | |
richer | richer.mp3 | Come back when you’re a little richer | Morshu & Me™ | 22 Dec 2022 | |
robots | robots.mp3 | Robots! | Necros / In Pursuit of Greed | 1 Feb 2021 | |
safety | safety.mp3 | Safety not guaranteed! | Don LaFontaine / YTMND | 1 Feb 2021 | |
safety2 | safety2.mp3 | Safety… is illusive. | The Future is Wild | 22 Feb 2023 | |
secrets | 31 Jul 2022 | ||||
shanked | shanked.mp3 | “...’course it’s shank or be shanked.” | Scruffy / Futurama | 9 Mar 2021 | |
shopkeep | shop.mp3 | Xenon II | 2 Feb 2021 | ||
skels | skels.mp3 | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | ||
spawn | spawn.mp3 | Spawn-in sound | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | |
spiderbot, spiderbot2 | spiderbot1,2.mp3 | Spiderbot! | Ross's Game Dungeon | 12 May 2022 | |
sports | sports.mp3 | Robosport | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
stab, stab1 | stab1.mp3 | Musical stab | Hovertruck Fight Scene | 1 Feb 2021 | |
stab2 | stab2.mp3 | Musical stab | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 1 Feb 2021 | |
stab3 | stab3.mp3 | Musical stab | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 1 Feb 2021 | |
stab4 | stab4.mp3 | Musical stab | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 1 Feb 2021 | |
superhero | superhero.mp3 | Orchestral swell | Unreal Superhero (orchestral mix) | 22 Feb 2023 | |
toilet, terlet | terlet.mp3 | Scruffy / Futurama | 9 Mar 2021 | ||
trex1 | trex1.mp3 | Tyrannosaurus rawr | Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
trex2 | trex2.mp3 | Tyrannosaurus rawr | Jurassic Park | 14 May 2021 | |
upyours | upyours.mp3 | Up yours! | Quarantine | 1 Mar 2021 | |
v8 | lastv8.mp3 | The Last V8 | 2 Feb 2021 | ||
wau, wow | wau.mp3 | Pinball Dreams / Beatbox | 1 Feb 2021 | ||
wilhelm | wilhelm.mp3 | Wilhelm scream | Wilhelm!! | 2 Feb 2021 | |
windows, windows1 | windows.mp3 | cry_w95.xm | 26 Feb 2021 | ||
windows2 | windows2.mp3 | there is no good explanation for these ^^ vv | cry_w95.xm | 26 Feb 2021 | |
winlong, winlong1 | winlong.mp3 | cry_w95.xm | 26 Feb 2021 | ||
winlong2 | winlong2.mp3 | cry_w95.xm | 26 Feb 2021 | ||
woo | woo.mp3 | Woo! | God of Thunder | 19 Mar 2021 | |
wrong | wrong.mp3 | Wrong Sleeve Shirt | YTMND | 2 Feb 2021 | |
xray | Vigilance on Talos V | 31 Jul 2022 | |||
yes | yes.mp3 | Yes! | Rise of the Triad | 16 Feb 2021 | |
ytmnd | ytmnd.mp3 | “You’re the man now, dog!” | Alex Trebek | 1 Feb 2021 | |
yeah1,yeah2,yeah3 | yeah, yeah2, yeah3.mp3 | Scooter | 15 Dec 2022 | ||